a paddling of ducks

howscandinavianofme’s ducksona

1. If you could be any duck, which would you be + why?
    I like mallards a lot. They’re just nice and kind of the prototypical duck.

2. What would you want to be called?
    Quacky or something idk man I haven’t given much thought to my ducksona

3. What’s the first thing you would do if you were a duck?
    FLY! I mean, we can’t do that as humans. Then I’d go do cute duck things (waddle, quack quietly to myself, etc.)

4. Which is better, Mallard or Pekin?
    I guess mallard??? Idk I’m not racist against ducks

5. If a duck could have a super power, what would it be?
    Getting ALL OF THE BREAD

6. What other colour do you wish ducks were?
    Omg imagine a PURPLE duck.

7. Where would you migrate?
    All around the world! Not all at once, but my life would be traveling the world and stuff. As a duck, of course.

8. Describe/draw your ensemble in the duck fashion parade
    A bonnet and Jane Austen-style empire dress. I dunno.

9. List the three best things about ducks:
    - Bill
    - Ducklings that follow around their mothers in a little line
    - Fat little butts

10. When did you start liking ducks + why?
      My dad, who is sadly a duck hunter, has a bunch of duck decoys, and I’d play with them a lot as a kid and pretend they were my pets or whatever. I’ve also spent many a day at many a park feeding many a duck.

(Source: howscandinavianofme)